Surfs Drugs

I got up one day and headed out on my super sweet bike. it was a fine day! after leaving i ran into this fat kid from up the street, it was his birthday he said and he asked to buy my bike. I basically said no way Jose not for a million, trillion dollars and road off. i rolled into town real quick to grab a new horn for my bike that i ordered from this babe at the bike shop, it was dope and sounded fresh. after leaving the bike shop i went over to my bike and found that it had been taken by someone. As you probably figured I lost my shit and went and fucked shit up. then instead of looking for my bike I started this band.
-Pee wee Herman